sarah palin: only good for one thing

by jackie sheeler on September 1, 2008

any lingering doubts i may have had about how the republican party views american citizens have now been removed. morons, all of us, morons who think with their crotches. men are expected to fall over one another in order to vote for the beautiful governor (and preliminary polls sadly show some truth in this) while women will vote their gender — though the fact that palin was booed down in pennsylvania when invoking hillary is cause for hope.

so what, other than her beauty-queen credentials and the honor of governing the smallest (we have more people in the Bronx), most politically corrupt state in the nation, does she bring to the table?

sarah palin believes that climate change has nothing to do with the activities of humankind.

she does not believe that polar bears are an endangered species.

she’s a right-to-life breeder (five kids! it’s downright embarassing) who seems to think that the world really needed another retarded baby. by the way, her fifth kid is in truth her grandson.

she calls herself an average hockey mom despite the fact that there is no such thing in the US. russia, maybe, has hockey moms.

she believes it’s OK to use her position as governor to wage a vendetta against her former brother-in-law, a crime for which she is still under investigation.

she’s already lying through her teeth about what she did and didn’t support as governor — for the view from alaska, visit the excellent mudflats blog.

we are left with an inexperienced politician whom, despite the meagerness of her record, still required a bit of whitewashing before being anointed veep. i don’t know who “young trigg” is, but i sure know who he works for.  no one — left, right or center — believes palin was chosen with america’s best interests at heart. sure, picking a VP is a political choice, and campaign considerations must play a part. but the country deserves a bit of consideration as well: mccain’s got one foot in the grave, and the best he can do for america is this very junior, scandal-ridden, narrow-minded, bible-thumping, moose-hunting “hockey mom” who, as recently as august had no clue as to what the vice president actually DID? whose own mother-in-law isn’t going to vote for her because of her lack of experience? (though that’s a problem mccain shares, as his sister-in-law has gone public with the fact that he’s not getting her vote.) if the NYT got it right, mccain didn’t even want palin on the ticket, he wanted joe liebermen, but the conservatives wouldn’t have it. i can believe that, if not the reasons that the times came up with — is the party who brought us (and intends to continue bringing us) the war in iraq really that concerned with the so-called “right to life”? i think the bible-thumpers simply wouldn’t have a jew on the ticket.

mccain may well find himself hoist with his own petard over this choice. palin’s got nothing to contribute to national (let alone international) politics and policies, and is only good for one thing: getting mccain elected. and it’s already starting to look like that one thing’s gonna backfire.

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Collin September 1, 2008 at 1:17 pm

Her 17 year old daughter is knocked up right now according to this report from CNN today.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/01/palin.daughter/index.html

Larissa Shmailo September 1, 2008 at 1:24 pm

Don’t get me started! McCain’s cynical abandonment of his first wife after her disfiguring and crippling accident for a beauty queen with money indicates what the man is. And how he likes his women (stay pretty and don’t get sick!)

As to Palin: she will advocate teaching creationism in schools. This during science class, further isolating the US in its worldview and increasing the gap in science education for our nation. Of course the Bishop Ussher creation date of 4004 BCE will be taught so that we can just pretend that civilizations that existed prior to that date–well, they just didn’t. It opens the door to an Orwellian mindfuck of mammoth proportions.

As I say, don’t get me started!

jl September 1, 2008 at 8:26 pm

Why don’t we organize polar bears and march on St. Paul. They can say that they don’t believe in Sarah Palin.

Brant Lyon September 2, 2008 at 6:48 pm

jackie—

thanks for the aritcle about this model mother and paragon of republican family values.

…and remember: since palin’s republican, her unwed pregnant daughter cannot get an abortion. when mccain kicks and she’s president, she’ll be stuck making that “3 am call” to her daughter for that 2 am feeding (now an hour late): “honey, put a little of the warmed up milk on your wrist before you feed it to the baby, so you know it’s not too hot. gotta go, i’ve got an oil man from the yukon in bed with me right now, and it’s about to be a gusher!”

brant

Collin September 2, 2008 at 6:55 pm

The case for why Palin should renounce her candidacy at my blog today.

Brant Lyon September 3, 2008 at 12:51 pm

This in an email from a friend today:

“It was reported in newspapers today that Palin wanted to ban some books in Alaska. The librarian fought her, as did other citizens, and she eventfully backed down.”

So I ask myself, “In the freezing wastes of Alaska, does the autoignition of paper still happen at Fahrenheit 451? Or would that be Fahrenheit 911? Are the flames accelerated by dousing them first with off-shore oil from Pruhoe Bay, largest oil field in the U.S., being twice the size of the next largest, the East Texas oilfield? Was our First Lady Laura the librarian that pulled those books from the fire?”

Greg September 3, 2008 at 1:15 pm

There really is something appealing about putting someone even near the whitehouse that has changed a diaper, bathed a two year old, and yes, has had to deal with a pregnant highschool kid. Too bad Palin is the one they chose.

Ben September 8, 2008 at 2:05 pm

Wow, there is more blithering in this post than I’ve seen in quite some time. Not to mention that you’re wrong and this stuff get’s discredited but you seem to have no intention of retracting your hate-filled lies and propaganda. Oh pity, this is just sad, the Obamaphilemania has failed to produce the Son of God everyone has been dreaming of and now they turn to unvetted stories about the republican VP candidate to compensate for they’re looniness.

hoody September 8, 2008 at 6:02 pm

God, another knee-jerk progressive idiot:

“sarah palin believes that climate change has nothing to do with the activities of humankind.”

So do many others. It ain’t truth yet, foo’.

“she’s a right-to-life breeder (five kids! it’s downright embarassing) who seems to think that the world really needed another retarded baby. by the way, her fifth kid is in truth her grandson.”

God help those of you who hate kids. You’ll get outnumbered. And the grandson meme is a total lie, but you just keep swallowing that Kool-Aid, it jes’ tase so GOOOOOOD!!!

“she believes it’s OK to use her position as governor to wage a vendetta against her former brother-in-law, a crime for which she is still under investigation.”

Done BEFORE she was governor so that her abusive brother-in-law would stop teeing off on Palin’s sister.

Thought you progressives were all against beating on women? Or does this only count when Democratic women are getting beaten?

Idiot.

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