they want you to forget about the keating 5. after all, the savings & loan collapse “only” cost taxpayers 3.5 billion, and mccain was only the central politican involved in that scandal.
they want to hang barack obama (you know, like an old-school lynching), and have been practicing in oregon.
they want their leader, george bush, to disappear.
they don’t want black people to vote. nor alabamans. nor floridians.
they don’t want you to vote if you’re losing your house.
some of them want you to vote for obama. which you probably will do after reading frank rich’s mccain roundup.
they don’t want to support the troops. they do want to get paid for not showing up.
they want you to ignore the fact that lobbying group davis monfort remains on the mccain campaign payroll through a scheme involving a paper corporation that purports to do web design. does this look like a designer’s site to you?
they want you to overlook the fact that sarah palin can barely form a coherent sentence. instead, they want you to watch her daughter’s upcoming wedding in alaska which they are hoping will “shut the race down for a week”.
they want you to believe that sarah palin is ready for the vice-presidency and even, if it comes to that, the presidency. (though not even all of their own people believe that one.) and they want you to ignore all the inappropriate gifts she’s already accepted as governor.
they want you to believe that john mccain is quite green. really, he is! ignore all evidence to the contrary.
they don’t want you to know that barack obama has been endorsed by a record number of nobel laureates.
oh, and also please ignore that the vets are going for obama as well.
they want you to believe — hell, i guess they’re trying to get themselves to believe — that climate change is simply not an issue.
and they want carly fiorina and her big fat parachute to go away quietly, hopefully taking troopergate with her.
some of them want sarah palin to go away too.
they want to deregulate health insurance. you know, like the way they deregulated wall street. better get that checkup before it’s too late!
and for god’s sake, please don’t watch david letterman! nor rachel maddow neither.
updates (i may continue adding to this post up to the election itself):
they don’t want you to find out about the 200 US diplomats who just endorsed barack obama.
they want you to be prevented from voting if you show up wearing an obama t-shirt. (oh, the ban is on all election t-shirts, but have you seen mccain’s decrepit self on anybody’s back yet? i didn’t think so.)
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Amen, sista Jackie!!!
You nailed this one with every sentence…they don’t want us reading your blogs, either!
But, too late.
You are BRILLIANT BRILLIANT BRILLIANT
love your blogs, GF!!!
PS: Get them all out of your mind before they start censoring!!
They want you to ignore Barack Obama’s active role in blocking the “Born Alive Infant Protection Act” in The Illinois State Senate.
They want you to disregard Barack Obama’s relationship with “mainstream” domestic terrorist, Bill Ayer’s.
They want to use federal, state, and local law enforcement to silence any expression that sheds a negative light on Barack Obama and his deplorable record.
They want to punish the productive and redistribute their earnings to those that do not earn, while disregarding the basic fact that by forcing higher prices and job losses, the government will be harming all citizens except the wealthy elites.
They want you to believe that Barack Obama has such fantastic judgment that he had no idea who his pastor of twenty years really was (I guess he slept in church… when no cameras were around.)
Oh, wait… these are the things the libiot Democrats want, my mistake.
Great list, Jaxx. They don’t want you to watch Tina Fey destroy Palin on SNL either like she did last night.
What a disappointing post. You sound like a raving lunatic - are you a Lyndon Larouche supporter? I don’t mind a little humor, but I get the sense you weren’t trying to be funny here.
Fortunately for Republicans, the deranged left comes out every four years to sabotage the impending success of their candidate. In 2000 Gore should have won, but the kooks went crazy and Americans weren’t willing to give the left power. In 2004 Kerry should have won, but Michael Moore and the kooks on the rabid left went way overboard and Americans at the last moment couldn’t pull the lever for a party of hysterical juveniles. This year it’s looking like the same thing is going to happen. Obama himself won’t lose this election as much as his red-eyed followers will steal victory from him.
Keep it up. You’re are the Republican Party’s best weapon…
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i want to welcome all my new republican commenters! debate is encouraged here.
shane, i assure you that i’m neither a raving lunatic nor a larouche supporter. and while the post was certainly sarcastic, i wasn’t trying to be funny. sarah palin gives us all the comedy we need right now.
sam, i’d be happy to debate your points. what are your references?
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