I was hoping that this piece was an actual news story, but then, I now live in the South, at least geographically, so I’d have to give secession some more thought.

We have been camping along the coast, from FL to NC. Right now we’re on the way back to FL with a stay in Myrtle Beach, among others. The license plate in the campsite directly opposite reads, “Jesus.” If it is the original saviour, perhaps he’s here to save me, although he would have difficulty laying hands on me in the presence of Toby, my Jack Russell terrier. I’ll keep you posted.