Hefner Reaches Out to Letterman [a guest post]

Palm Springs, Oct. 2 (INS). PLAYBOY impresario Hugh Hefner has declared his support for David Letterman, the embattled host of The Late Show, who admitted to his national audience last night that he had “bedded” numerous (female) staff members over the years. His use of the word “bedded” shows, according to Hefner, that Letterman is a member of the PLAYBOY generation, men now in their 60’s or older who became addicted to pornography as boys and grew up, so to speak, always regarding any woman in their employ as “beddable.”

“I think Dave is brave for revealing his peccadilloes in the face of an extortion threat. After all, most powerful men of his generation consider bedding ladies at the office part of their job perks. Sometimes, they even marry them,” said Hefner, alluding to both his own predilection for marrying his Bunnies and Letterman’s marriage to a former staffer in March.

“Let’s face it—even in an age of Women’s Lib, most women still go to college for their MRS and wear come-on clothing at work in hope of seducing the boss. It’s only natural,” Hefner said, dodging a rotten tomato thrown by one of the lady reporters at his press conference.

Letty Forbush, spokesperson for NOW, decried Hefner’s male chauvinism and asserted that he and Letterman have “an outdated, predatory, narcissistic view of male-female relationships.” She added, “These boys are no better than Roman Polanski, except that they haven’t yet been outed for having sex with jail bait,” or using drugs as an aid to seduction. “Personally,” Forbush said, “I’d have to be on chloroform to have sex with any of those old duffers.”

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